A question most complex

The question which I wish to pose today is that of a most complex nature. Should grasshoppers be allowed to exist? This is not merely as simple as one might suppose. Firstly, their velocity is of a quite interesting nature. It is not up as one might suppose, but rather in many directions. This explosive force allows them to jump. Secondly, they are good for fishing. And as we all know, fish are of utmost importance. sO IN CONCLUSION, ONE SHOULD ALWAYS BE CAREFUL ABOUT THE CAPS LOCK KEY. iT CAN BE VERY EASY TO BUMP.

yOURS sINCERELY,

mR lAWS

The Existence of a Shemu

The Shemu, a humble bird fish, recieves very little recognition in our post-modernistic world. This once worshiped unisexual mammal, now has vanished into but a shimmer of its former glory. So what could we say then, but to hang our heads in shame for rejecting this once great female.

Lest we forget...